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I would tell ya to go to hell but
all dogs go to heaven.
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If you throw rice at weddings, will
asian people throw hotdogs?
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We're all here for a reason, so
whats yours?
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Why is an alarm clock going "off"
when it actually turns on?
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If you crossed a bull dog and a
shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
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I had the sudden image of men fucking the ground to make
the world spin.
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what
it used to be.
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If you are in hell, and are mad at
someone, where do you tell them to go?
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If you tell a joke, and no one
laughs, was it really a joke?
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If olive oil comes from olives,
where does baby oil come from?
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If rabbit's feet are so lucky, then
what happened to the rabbit?
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What happens if you get scared half
to death twice?
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Do people in Australia call the
rest of the world up over?
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Who tastes the dog food to know it
has new and improved flavour?
