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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
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Men get laid, but
women get screwed
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The sex instructor:
1st lesson for FREE!
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Sex on TV does not
hurt unless you fall off
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Monkeys steal my
underwear at night
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Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if
you're not good at them.
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Good girls go to
heaven, but bad girls go everywhere
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Why do they call it a French
kiss....when Italians do it best?
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You know you're hot if you wake up
in my bed
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Roses are red; violets are funky, I
think of you while spanking my monkey
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I fell head over heals for you, and
I know other positions too
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I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a
secret!!
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Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while
singing
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Sticks and stones may break my
bones...but whips and chains excite me
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Be Sexy...Be True...Be Wild...Be
You
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A dick is like a rubix cube, the
more you play with it, the harder it gets
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Sex is not the answer, sex is the
question, yes is the answer
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I have the F, the C and the K All I
need is U
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